holdthebones:

whatwouldyoudoifthedoctor:

deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon

We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster

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iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

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uhmeliamay:

uhmeliamay:

Pull my hair and bite my neck

Or just play with my hair and cuddle with me I’m not picky

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yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

woodmeat:

wearing a hoodie with no shirt underneth is a unique sensation

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teamrocketing:

how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you

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serenitizings:

serenitizings:

i hope that when someone likes me they can be straight-forward with it. instead of playing mind games or just keeping it all in. whats the point in that? what will you loose if you just try? at least youll know if it was meant to be or not . and if its not then you can move on to the next.

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maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

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tatehorror:

When you’re at a friend’s house and they have a dog

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bekkaa:

I use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior

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